Obligatory Life Chronicle Post

I'm posting today to chronicle the current weather occurrences.

We've been experiencing earthquakes in the homeland and it's not normal. I personally think they're an incredibly exciting experience! The "big one" we felt on Saturday evening, set a record in our lovely state. It was a 5.6, the one tonight was only a 4.7, this one came in the middle of a thunderstorm that's been spitting tornadoes out all afternoon/evening, are you excited yet?! Though the "Republic" argues it is nothing to do with their fracking, I believe it is a large contributor. When we drain our motherland of the natural gas and cause us to quake enough, you'll find us settled at the bottom of a large lake, please enjoy your beach front property Texas!

Come visit, what other state can you say has earthquakes, F5 tornadoes, floods, droughts (63 days of 100+ degree days), land hurricanes (YES! Actually Hurricanes!), blizzards, wind shear storms, ice storms, severe thunderstorms (always thought these were common but some have never experienced a thunderstorm) and death hail all in one?! Maybe the state parks & recreation needs to hire me for their next vacation tourism campaign? I think the above paragraph is a huge seller!

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